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OUTRAGEOUS Appendix A:
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the 100 greatest headlines ever written
This list was put together for one reason: to provide you with a single source of ideas for writing headlines.
The easiest way to come up with a good headline is to sit down and read a large number of successful headlines. The idea is NOT to steal someone else’s words, but to use them as templates in order to write your own and also develop a sense of what elements make a good headline.
For example, headline #1 is: THE SECRET OF MAKING PEOPLE LIKE YOU
The template is: THE SECRET OF ______________________________
Here’s an example of how several industries could use this headline.
Mortgage Broker:
THE SECRET OF SAVING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS EACH MONTH ON YOUR COSTLY MORTGAGE PAYMENT
Pizza Shop:
THE SECRET OF FEEDING YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY A DELICIOUS DINNER FOR LESS THAN FORTY BUCKS
Dental Office:
THE SECRET OF A PERFECT SMILE
I hope you get the idea how to use these and find the words on the following pages a creative inspiration.
the 100 greatest headlines ever written:
The Secret of Making People Like You
A Little Mistake That Cost a Farmer $3,000 a Year
Advice to Wives Whose Husbands Don’t Save Money - By a Wife
The Child Who Won the Hearts of All
Are You Ever Tongue-Tied at a Party?
How a New Discovery Made a Plain Girl Beautiful
How to Win Friends and Influence People
The Last 2 Hours Are the Longest - And Those Are the 2 Hours You Save
Who Else Wants a Screen Star Figure?
Do You Make These Mistakes in English?
Why Some Foods “Explode” in Your Stomach
Hands That Look Lovelier in 24 Hours - Or Your Money Back
You Can Laugh at Money Worries - If You Follow This Simple Plan
Why Some People Almost Always Make Money in the Stock Market
When Doctors “Feel Rotten” This Is What They Do
It Seems Incredible That You Can Offer These Signed Original Etchings - For Only $5 Each
Five Familiar Skin Troubles - Which Do You Want to Overcome?
Which of These $2.50 to $5 Best Sellers Do You Want - For Only $1 Each?
Who Ever Heard of a Woman Losing Weight - And Enjoying 3 Delicious Meals at the Same Time?
How I Improved My Memory in One Evening
Discover the Fortune That Lies Hidden in Your Salary
Doctors Prove 2 Out of 3 Women Can Have More Beautiful Skin in 14 Days
How I Made a Fortune with a “Fool Idea”
How Often Do You Hear Yourself Saying: “No, I Haven’t Read It; I’ve Been Meaning To!”
Thousands Have This Priceless Gift - But Never Discover It!
Whose Fault When Children Disobey?
How a “Fool Stunt” Made Me a Star Salesman
Have You These Symptoms of Nerve Exhaustion?
Guaranteed to Go Through Ice, Mud or Snow - Or We Pay the Tow!
Have You a “Worry” Stock?
How a New Kind of Clay Improved My Complexion in 30 Minutes
161 New Ways to a Man’s Heart - In This Fascinating Book for Cooks
Profits That Lie Hidden in Your Farm
Is the Life of a Child Worth $1 to You?
Everywhere Women Are Raving About This Amazing New Shampoo!
Do You Do Any of These Ten Embarrassing Things?
Six Types of Investor - Which Group Are You In?
How to Take Out Stains…Use (Product Name) and Follow These Easy Directions
Today…Add $10,000 to Your Estate - For The Price of a New Hat
Does Your Child Ever Embarrass You?
Is Your Home Picture Poor?
How to Give Your Children Extra Iron - These 3 Delicious Ways
To People Who Want to Write - But Can’t Get Started
This Almost Magical Lamp Lights Highway Turns Before You Make Them
The Crimes We Commit Against Our Stomachs
The Man with the “Grasshopper Mind”
They Laughed When I Sat Down at the Piano - But When I Started to Play!
Throw Away Your Oars!
How to Do Wonders with a Little Land!
Who Else Wants Lighter Cake - In Half the Mixing Time?
Little Leaks That Keep Men Poor
Pierced by 301 Nails….Retains Full Air Pressure
No More Backbreaking Garden Chores for Me - Yet Ours Is Now the Show Place of the Neighborhood!
Often a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride
How Much Is “Worker Tension” Costing Your Company?
To Men Who Want to Quit Work Someday
How to Plan Your House to Suit Yourself
Buy No Desk - Until You’ve Seen This Sensation of the Business Show
Call Back These Great Moments at the Opera
“I Lost My Bulges…And Saved Money, Too”
Why (Brand Name) Bulbs Give More Light This Year
Right and Wrong Farming Methods - And Little Pointers That Will Increase Your Profits
New Cake Improver Gets You Compliments Galore!
Imagine Me…Holding an Audience Spellbound for 30 Minutes
This Is Marie Antoinette - Riding to Her Death
Did You Ever See a “Telegram” from Your Heart?
Now Any Auto Repair Job Can Be “Duck Soup” for You
New Shampoo Leaves Your Hair Smoother - Easier to Manage
It’s A Shame for You Not to Make Good Money - When These Men Do It So Easily
You Never Saw Such Letters as Harry and I Got About Our Pears
Thousands Now Play Who Never Thought They Could
Great New Discovery Kills Kitchen Odors Quick! - Makes Indoor Air “Country Fresh”
Take This 1-Minute Test - Of an Amazing New Kind of Shaving Cream
Announcing…The New Edition of the Encyclopedia That Makes It Fun to Learn Things
Again She Orders… “A Chicken Salad, Please”
For the Woman Who Is Older than She Looks
Where You Can Go in a Good Used Car
Check the Kind of Body You Want
“You Kill That Story - Or I’ll Run You Out of the State!”
Here’s a Quick Way to Break Up a Cold
There’s Another Woman Waiting for Every Man - And She’s Too Smart to Have “Morning Mouth”
This Pen “Burps” Before It Drinks - But Never Afterwards!
If You Were Given $200,000 to Spend - Isn’t This the Kind of (Type of Product, But Not Brand Name) You Would Build?
“Last Friday…Was I Scared! - My Boss Almost Fired Me!”
76 Reasons Why It Would Have Paid You to Answer Our Ad a Few Months Ago
Suppose This Happened on Your Wedding Day!
Don’t Let Athlete’s Foot “Lay You Up”
Are They Being Promoted Right Over Your Head?
Are We a Nation of Lowbrows?
A Wonderful Two Years’ Trip at Full Pay - But Only Men with Imagination Can Take It
What Everybody Ought to Know… About This Stock and Bond Business
Money-Saving Bargains from America’s Diamond Discount House
Former Barber Earns $8,000 in 4 Months as a Real Estate Specialist
Free Book - Tells You 12 Secrets of Better Lawn Care
Greatest Gold Mine of Easy “Things to Make” Ever Crammed into One Big Book
$80,000 in Prizes! Help Us Find the Name for These New Kitchens
Now! Own Florida Land This Easy Way…$10 Down and $10 a Month
Take Any 3 of These Kitchen Appliances - For Only $8.95 (Values up to $15.45)
Save 20 Cents on Two Cans of Cranberry Sauce - Limited Offer
One Place Setting Free for Every Three You Buy!
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OUTRAGEOUS Appendix B:
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holidays to inspire you
People really love holidays, and they’re great to tie into your OUTRAGEOUS marketing to make it really fun! Below is a list of many of the most well-known and not-so-well-known holidays that you can use in your marketing.
Every time you’re looking to send out a marketing message to your customers/clients/patients, look over the list below and determine if you can tie one of the holidays into your message. They’ll love it and so will you when you see the OUTRAGEOUSLY successful results!
Holiday List:
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January 1
New Year’s Day
January 1
Paul Revere’s birthday
January 1
Betsy Ross’s birthday (designed first U.S. flag)
January 8
Elvis Presley’s birthday
January 14
Benedict Arnold’s birthday (traitor in American Revolutionary War)
January 15
National Hat Day
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January 17
Al Capone’s birthday (notorious 1920s gangster)
January 17
Mohammad Ali’s birthday
January 18
Peter Roget’s birthday (author of Roget’s Thesaurus)
January 19
National Popcorn Day
January 21
Martin Luther King, Jr. Day (third Monday of January, traditionally January 15)
February 2
Groundhog Day Super Bowl Sunday (currently the first
February 3
Sunday of February)
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February 5
Mardi Gras (Christian; moveable based on Easter)
February 6
Ash Wednesday (Christian; moveable based on Easter)
February 6
George Herman “Babe” Ruth’s birthday
February 6
Monopoly first went on sale in 1935
February 11
Thomas Alva Edison’s birthday (inventor of the light bulb)
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February 14
Valentine’s Day
February 14
Jimmy Hoffa’s birthday
Presidents’ Day (officially Washington’s
February 18
Birthday; third Monday of February, traditionally February 22)
February 29
Leap Day
March 2
Theodore Seuss Geisel’s birthday, “Dr. Seuss”
March 3
Alexander Graham Bell’s birthday (invented the telephone)
March 9
Employee Appreciation Day
March 16 Palm
Sunday (Christian; Sunday before Easter)
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March 17
St. Patrick’s Day
March 17
The rubber band was invented in 1845
March 19
Wyatt Earp’s birthday (Wild West lawman)
March 20
Vernal Equinox (based on sun), Laylat Al-Qadr (Islamic; moveable, based on lunar calendar)
March 21
Good Friday (Christian; Friday before Easter)
March 23
Easter Sunday (Christian; moveable, Sunday after first full moon during spring)
March 24
Easter Monday (Christian; Monday after Easter)
March 26
Make Up Your Own Holiday Day
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April 1
April Fool’s Day
April 1
The dollar sign was invented by Oliver Pollack in 1778
April 8
Hank Aaron broke Babe Ruth’s record in 1974
April 13
Thomas Jefferson’s birthday (third US president (1801–1809))
April 15
Leonardo da Vinci’s birthday (artist, sculptor, inventor)
April 20
First day of Passover (Jewish; moveable based on Jewish calendar)
April 21
Patriot’s Day/Marathon Monday (New England and Wisconsin only; third Monday of April)
April 21
Queen Elizabeth II’s birthday (queen of England)
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April 22
Earth Day
April 25
Arbor Day
April 27
Last day of Passover (Jewish; moveable, based on Jewish calendar)
May 1
May Day
May 5
Cinco De Mayo (Mexican holiday often observed in US)
May 8
The US post office was established in 1794
May 9
Lost Sock Memorial Day
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May 11
Mother’s Day (second Sunday of May), Pentecost Sunday (Christian; 49 days after Easter)
May 12
Florence Nightingale’s birthday (a pioneer in the field of nursing)
May 12
Yogi Berra’s birthday (baseball player, manager)
May 13
Reggie Jackson becomes the first Major League ballplayer to strike out 2,000 times
May 14
Star Wars Day (George Lucas’ birthday)
May 22
The Loch Ness Monster was first sighted on May 22, 1933
May 23
Ken Jennings’ birthday (Jeopardy record winner)
May 26
Memorial Day (last Monday of May, traditionally May 30)
May 29
John F. Kennedy’s birthday (35th US president, assassinated in office (1960–1963))
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June 1
Marilyn Monroe’s birthday
June 14
Flag Day
June 14
Donald Trump’s birthday
June 15
Father’s Day (third Sunday of June)
June 19
Lou Gehrig’s birthday (baseball player)
June 20
Summer Solstice (based on sun)
June 20
Bob Vila’s birthday (TV handyman)
June 23
The US Secret Service was created
June 26
Abner Doubleday’s birthday (invented the game of baseball)
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July 4
Independence Day
July 4
Ann Landers’ birthday (advice columnist)
July 5
P. T. Barnum’s birthday (showman, circus founder)
July 20
Neil Armstrong becomes the first man to walk on the moon in 1969
July 20
National Tug-O-War Contest
July 22
Alex Trebek’s birthday (host of TV game show Jeopardy)
July 24
Amelia Earhart’s birthday (pioneer aviator)
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July 30
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s birthday (weightlifter, actor, governor of California)
July 31
J.K. Rowling’s birthday (author of “Harry Potter” series)
August 1
Francis Scott Key’s birthday (author of the national anthem)
August 5
Neil Armstrong’s birthday (first to walk on the moon)
August 13
Left Hander’s Day
August 24
Cal Ripken Jr.’s birthday (played in 2,643 consecutive baseball games)
August 26
Macaulay Culkin’s birthday (actor, starred in “Home Alone” movies)
August 29
Michael Jackson’s birthday
September 1
Labor Day (first Monday of September)
September 1
“Dr. Phil” McGraw’s birthday (TV personality)
September 2
First day of Ramadan (Islamic; moveable based on lunar calendar)
September 11
Patriot Day
September 18
Lance Armstrong’s birthday (six time Tour de France cycling champion)
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September 19
National Talk Like a Pirate Day (unknown origin, but it is an official holiday)
September 30
Rosh Hashanah (Jewish; moveable, based on Jewish calendar)
October 2
Eid al-Fitr Day after the end of Ramadan (Islamic; moveable, based on lunar calendar)
October 9
Yom Kippur (Jewish; moveable, nine days after first day of Rosh Hashanah)
October 13
Columbus Day (second Monday of October, traditionally October 12)
October 14
First day of Sukkot (Jewish; moveable, fourteen days after Rosh Hashanah)
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October 16
Noah Webster’s birthday (compiled first American English dictionary)
October 17
Evel Knievel’s birthday (motorcycle daredevil)
October 20
Last day of Sukkot (Jewish)
October 22
Simchat Torah (Jewish; moveable, twenty-two days after Rosh Hashanah)
October 28
Bill Gates’s birthday (Microsoft executive, multi-multi-billionaire)
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October 30
Mischief Night
October 31
Halloween
November 1
All Saints’ Day
November 4
Election Day (Tuesday after the first Monday of November)
November 8
Bram Stoker’s birthday (novelist, wrote horror novel Dracula)
November 11
Veterans Day
November 23
William “Billy the Kid” Bonney’s birthday (Wild West outlaw)
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November 26
Charles Schulz’s birthday (cartoonist, created Peanuts)
November 27
Thanksgiving (fourth Thursday of November)
November 28
Black Friday (Friday after Thanksgiving Day)
November 30
Dick Clark’s birthday (TV personality)
December 2
Charles Ringling’s birthday (formed Ringling Bros. circus)
December 7
Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day
December 12
Bob Barker’s birthday (TV game show host)
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December 22
First day of Hanukkah (moveable, based on Jewish calendar)
December 24
Christmas Eve (Christian)
December 25
Christmas Day (Christian)
December 26
First day of Kwanzaa (Kwanzaa is celebrated until January 1)
December 29
Last day of Hanukkah (moveable, based on Jewish Calendar)
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December 31
New Year’s Eve
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OUTRAGEOUS Appendix C:
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